Baking jokes
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.
To not be outdone, the blond retorts:
"That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
I knead bread.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?