Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS
You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElive you are eager to hear!🐝 I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝 (Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?
Mom: no that's impossible
Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right
Mom: no no please don't tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you
Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^
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What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Q. What did Hitler give he's niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
