A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
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What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Pineapple turnover.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? Frosting cupcake
