Baking jokes
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
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1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
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What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Pineapple turnover.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.