Baking

Baking Jokes

Supermarket

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

Baker

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

Bacon

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Calorie

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

Cookie

Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.

1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?

2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?

Volcano

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Bean

Two baked beans traveled around Australia.

They both ended up in Cairns.