Baking jokes
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.