Baking jokes
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
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