A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Two baked beans travelled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says,"What are you doing?" "Baking a cake." The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes. "Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
what do you call engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
What do you call Autistic kids baking? Downies with brownies
Did you know that chpis taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips
we must start a propaganda for baked beans
Why can't Orphans bake? The don't have milk
Hi welcome, to June's Orphanage you make them we bake them how can I help you.
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition of course but they both pack the same heat.
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
What do you call High Mexicans Baked beans ;)
