Baking

Baking jokes

Son

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

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  • Supermarket

    Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

    He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

    Dough

    The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

    Oven

    What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?

    The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

    Life

    Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.

    Disappointing.

    Comedian

    These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

    2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

    Brownie

    This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!

    Cookie

    How do you make Alabama cookies?

    Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

    Volcano

    Hey girl, are you a scientist?

    Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.