Baking jokes
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
Memes
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.