Baking jokes
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
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