Baking jokes
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Pineapple turnover.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.