The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
Hi welcome, to June's Orphanage you make them we bake them how can I help you.
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
