Baking jokes
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
Memes
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.
To not be outdone, the blond retorts:
"That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.