What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
What cookies did the orphans never tried?? Home made cookies!!
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade
Mother: How is my little cookie πͺ doing?
Doctor π©ββοΈ: Your cookie πͺ is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor π©ββοΈ: But donβt worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: πβ₯οΈπͺ
What is an orphans favourite flower? Self raising π
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn't come home with the milk milk.
Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
What type of cake can orphans not have
Home made
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here". The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
what a skeleton baked for the other skeleton . a pa_pΔ±e_rus.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?πͺ
Ooh,snicker doodles.
how do you make an apple turnover? you push it down a hill
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long
why cant orphans have cookies? They are home made
