Baking jokes
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Banana bread is cute.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread? He's bacon.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.