What type of cake can orphans not have
Home made
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here". The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪
Ooh,snicker doodles.
what a skeleton baked for the other skeleton . a pa_pıe_rus.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
how do you make an apple turnover? you push it down a hill
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans? Homemade.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Pineapple turnover
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? Frosting cupcake
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
The bakery I worked at got robbed, they demanded the dough, aparently it couldn't be baked first.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
