If you have a bad day go tell an orphan to find his parents. he will be searching all day
Your hairline is so long that Odell beckem jr missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
You: what you doing I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math hahahahaha
Why did Helen Keller fail school she was bad at language
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
i tried to catch fog but i mist
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors....
Yo Nan
Why don’t Mexican have an olimpic team because everyone who can run jump and swim are IN The USA
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
my life
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... Wouldn't her name be I-lean?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third
Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, "Its a bad habit"
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree
To bad he left him hanging
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."