Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
Q-Who’s the fastest readers in the world? A-the 911 victims, they when through 20 stories in seconds
what do you call a bad joke
A bad noah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah \
Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal
Friend: Sure
Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead
Me: Aren't you my son
Friend: So that's what mom was trying to hide from me
I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline
Say this when showing this website to someone: You know it’s to bad this website doesn’t have a home page
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
I ate some gunpowder once. It was a exploding experience.
Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!?
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF" How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW"
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was OUTSTANDING the field 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Your so white that when I turn off of the lights you were a night light
This is a bad day for me?
