Bad jokes
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
This is a bad day for me.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."