I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
