There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Joke.
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?
Jack: Bad News first.
Mother: I'm dying!
Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.
Mother: *cries*
Jack was never seen again.
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
What did batman say to roben before they got in the car? - Get in the car
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
