Bad jokes
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.