How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? Then won't you slap my face, because I'm bad.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
Technically we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
Arent I badly good
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says "Sorry, It was an axe-cident!"
WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS
A DECK OF CARDS!!!!!!
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i am a bad punner
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
He wasnt that bad.
Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up
So my mom has hit me with a flip flop when i was bad and when i cheated on my girl right when the other girl came in a flip flop came flying in the room
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE it's fine for someone to say boys against girls but the moment I say blacks against whites I'm the bad guy
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50-shades of brown.
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them
