You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
What has 148 teeth andđ„Žđ„Ž holding back a monster? My zipper.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
I'm back, bitches!
Whatâs the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! đ
1. Your brother says... âyou look ugly.â You say back... âNice, I was trying to look like you.â
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says âChocolate CrĂšme Cookies.â Iâve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I donât even know at this point. They sure as hell arenât real now!
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Whatâs the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. Itâs been 14 years, whereâs my dad?
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
