Back jokes

My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.

We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"

Hi! I’m going back home.

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

I'm back, bitches!

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.