Back jokes
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂