Back jokes
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐คฃ
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldnโt even rhyme back.
Memes
Period: Guess whoโs back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you wonโt exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I canโt find Bo!
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
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