Back jokes

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.

Hi! I’m going back home.

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.

Me: Mine DON'T :(

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

I'm back, bitches!

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.