Back jokes

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

I'm back, bitches!

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.

Me: Mine DON'T :(

What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?

Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?

Because they don't have a home.

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?