"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
👌neck
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
