Back jokes
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.