Back jokes
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."