Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I’m doin your mom. Yes yours! I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans. I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup? She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs. Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity. I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart. I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start. She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000! Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it. She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it. Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom
Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said 'yo baby wassup?'
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Do you know why Peter pan is always flying?🤔🤔🤔
Because he neverlands🤘🤘🤘
baby heres my anus baby 2 wheres my anus
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday 🤭
What is smal, red and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye:bull’s eye
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion? I've never seen the inside of a mansion
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut
Babies are healthier
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off it’s head
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why did you say hi? Baby’s don’t talk
Q: How do you make a fire? A: Oil and dead babies
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating
