Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.