What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree???
My dick while I'm doing it.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
Whats the difference between stephen hawking and a baby both of there legs dont work
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.
Why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.....
Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn't know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn't want it what am i? A: a baby
What's worse then a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
i have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave
How do you get a baby out of a blender? With doritos
