Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.