Baby jokes
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.