Baby jokes
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.