What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche
I don't have a Porsche in garage
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What's small, brown and crispy? A baby in an oven.
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
How many babies dose it take to make dinner 3 to 4 theirs not a lot of meat on them
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
i fucked your mom, that's why i've been paying your life support since you were born
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
What's the difference between an baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know I close my eyes when I masterbate....
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? -- Catching it with a pitchfork.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
