What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
What's the difference between an baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
