Baby

Baby jokes

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

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  • How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

    His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

    Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

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  • What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

    Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.