i shidded out my baby then became a fish
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave uncle Willie an idea
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
Moto Moto stop giving the baby ur d
2 Asian people have a black baby
someting wong
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1s thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby In a clown suit
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
*having sex on lexapro* her: cum for me baby me: im trying
OnlyFans but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea. Only Cans
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, " I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?" Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!" >The teacher grabbed Billy, and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, " Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I ***KNEW*** that damn thing had wheels!"
