I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
What do cannibals call newborn babies Fresh fruit
Ms Katie- I heard about a Vegan baby Mom- here’s your Happy meal Ms Katie- that’s not vegan did you trick me Kids- Yeah Ms Katie- that’s it little baby Jimmy I’m give you shaking baby syndrome
Mom- Please don’t hurt my son *Ms Katie shakes Jimmy Mom- I’m secretly a cop and your arested
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad Althought I came from a hole (Althought I came from a hole) I'm singin right from the soul (I'm singin roight from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And someobody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
how do chinese people name thier baby , they throw pots down the stairs bing bong ching chong
what did the chinese girl said when she had a baby? sum ting whong
what happens when you put a baby in a blender
The baby is a cherry smoothie
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins the doctor said but the lady was like
The lady: ugh why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl not a boy to just a girl!!!!!!!,!
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma the man who was in labor died the two babys got a nanny a evil one the nanny killed the babys on there first birthday
My wife is pregnant with a 3 year old so I gave her medicine but now she’s pregnant with a 5 year old
My wife is pregnant but when we get to doctors something happened..........
What happened?
A:the husband is pregnant too with someone else’s baby not the wife’s baby but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3 year old gender affirmed girls.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
How do Chinese people name they're babys?
The chuck a pan down the stairs
How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that you kill an innocent baby.” The next day his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
im shidding still babies are still coming and going
