Away jokes

How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.