Automobile jokes

If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

What do you get when you cross a car with a woman?

A transmission that never shifts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?

I don’t have a Mercedes.

What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!

What should we want?

Racecars.

When should we want them?

NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!

I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

What do you call a tire that is tired?

A tire, I guess. ❤️

What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.