Automobile jokes

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.

Who names their dog Donuts?

Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-

I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...

What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?

I don’t have a Mercedes.

What do you call a tire that is tired?

A tire, I guess. ❤️

What should we want?

Racecars.

When should we want them?

NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.

A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.