I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
What color is your Bugatti?
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
