Automobile jokes

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.

Who names their dog Donuts?

Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!

Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

What color is your Bugatti?

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

To people who say that depression hits hard...

The car begs to disagree.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

What is an orphan's favorite car?

A family car.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.

At least now I can have his phone he left.

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.

What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?

A Citroën C4.

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.

If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?

I'D HIT THAT!

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.