I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What color is your Bugatti?
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
