What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What color is your Bugatti?