I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
Paul's favorite car. A carrere GTree
What color is your bugati
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times 😏
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
Stephen hawkings shows up to a car meet up
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
What do you call a mexican transformer? Optimis juan!
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
What’s a Muslims favorite Car? A Citroën C4.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
What is your car 🚙 you can not drive ? A super flying car 🚘
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
