Transmission jokes

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.

When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...

Humanity.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

You call, I'm putting on.

Frank (34) DJ.

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.