Transmission jokes

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Humanity.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

You call, I'm putting on.

Frank (34) DJ.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.