Transmission jokes

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.

When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

Humanity.

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.