Attraction jokes
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.
Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.
Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.
Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.
Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.
Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.
Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.
I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.
Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.
Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.
I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.
Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.
Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.
Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.
Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.
Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.
Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.
Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.
I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.
Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.