Attraction jokes
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.