Attraction jokes

Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.

Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!

Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.

oOO laLA!

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?

$2 billion and high cholesterol.

I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.

Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.

Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?

Richard: No, I couldn't.

Richard's mom: Why?

Richard: Because he was cute.

What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?

“You got nice buns!”

Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)

I'm hard right now.

'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)

Are you a banana...

because I find you a-peeling!

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.