Attraction jokes
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Are you bisexual…
Or are you hellosexual?
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
You like kissing boys, don't you?
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.