New Attraction Jokes - Page 5

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?

"I'd smash that."

Like if you think oily men are hot.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

I love big hot sexy men.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.

The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.

After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.

Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"

ye eli is hot

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

I was lying on the bed the other night and my mrs was playing with my cock trying to get it to go hard, she asked me whats the matter i said i just dont find women without hair very attractive