Attraction jokes
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.