Attraction jokes
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.