Attention

Attention jokes

Cat

    • READ THIS OUT LOUD:

    This is this cat.

    This is is cat.

    This is how cat.

    This is to cat.

    This is keep cat.

    This is an cat.

    This is idiot cat.

    This is a busy cat.

    This is for cat.

    This is forty cat this is seconds cat.

    NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

    Wife

    • My wife treats me like God!

    She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.

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    Wheelchair

    • Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

    A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".
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    Community talk

    Poll ·

    • Those of us whom still has the right mindset, we have to ignore the unwanted attention seeker for three days, then reward it with an interaction. If it contains "????" or any attention seeking strategies. Respectfully stop engaging. Is this fair, for our mental health's sake?

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