Attention jokes
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
She鈥檚 got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
I hope you remembered my name since you鈥檒l be screaming it later.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren鈥檛 listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Can you dislike this!