My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
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I went fishing with my grandpa and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun. A black man said where are the young ones.
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schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
How do you get a country girtls attention? A tractor
Attention- Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? Its strang because they havent said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess) Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD I just thought further into life with their relationship DON'T DO THAT. Agent Chipmunk Out
why do orphans hate smart kids?because the smart kids get there parents attention
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
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She’s got 20 dudes in her DM’s telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class so the teacher told him do you know what happens when you don't pay attention. Little Johnny said no what. She answered, the principals office. Then little Jhonny said hey teach do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin? The teacher answered, no what. You have a D!ck in your mouth.
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT
