Attention jokes

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!

Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.

Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.

My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.

I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

Why do orphans hate smart kids?

Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.

What do you call people with ADHD?

A brainless speeder.

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.