Attention jokes

Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!

Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.

My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

Why do orphans hate smart kids?

Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

What do you call people with ADHD?

A brainless speeder.

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?