Hey girl are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates attention
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say go big or go home, and orphans only have one option
Or is she asking her son, โDo you know Newton?โ The boy said, โNo, I donโt know.โ She said to him, โIf you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!!โ The boy said, โOk, do you know Ikhlod?โ She said to him, โNo, who is she?โ He said to her, โIf you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her.โ The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone's attention.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim... And just how i love flan~ Oh he's finally gone~
@DreamBlue
Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
you know I want an ADHD cure. when?
Squirrel
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart Shoppers"?
Boys pants are half off
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect... but not for long
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students attention... that one kid with epilepsy...