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Wade · 2 years ago
    • A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.
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    • Attention

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a newspaper with the masthead "Daily Planet" and the headline "Lex Luthor Buys Daily Planet", followed by the text "Demands he be given more attention". The photo in the middle of the newspaper is of Elon Musk.
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    • Horse

    Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago
    • A digitally rendered image shows a horse-headed figure sitting on a toilet with a newspaper in hand. The figure has a human body and large feet, and is positioned on a toilet seat on what appears to be a street or pathway. Pink flowered trees are in the background.
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    • Boy

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A close-up image of a newspaper headline. The main text reads in large, bold font: 'PASTOR KIWEWEESI IN BUM SEX SCANDAL'. Below this, a sub-headline reads: 'Boy Drags Flashy Man Of God To Police For Terrorising His Buttocks With Monster Whopper'. There are also small portraits of two men labeled 'ACCUSED: Kiweeweesi' and 'SHAFTED: Arinaitwe'.
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    • Leo

    RapBoat · 2 years ago

    • What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

    They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

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