Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Attack Jokes
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
