Attack jokes
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Memes
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"