Attack jokes
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
He was so close but so far
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.