Attack jokes
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...