Attack jokes
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.