Attack jokes
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Memes
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.