Attack jokes
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
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Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Ummmm 67.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.