Attack jokes
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
"Another one bites the dust."