Attack jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Ummmm 67.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!