Attack jokes

A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

Ummmm 67.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Just do it.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.