They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Attack Jokes
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!