Attack jokes
I went on holiday to the coast the other day, and I saw a shark.
I was alright, but I don't think my feet were.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.