i walked up to some Arabs and said alawakba, then here came the second tower.
Whats the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben
The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back!
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb
North Tower: No, that was da plane
Why is American bad at clash of clans
Because they already lost 2 towers
