Attack jokes
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
Ummmm 67.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Just do it.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno