Attack jokes
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."