Attack jokes
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Memes
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Get pranked, bozo!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.