Attack jokes
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.