Attack jokes
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
9/11.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11