Attack jokes
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Memes
How to counter attack jesus christ
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
9/11.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Get pranked, bozo!
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.