Attack jokes
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
9/11.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Get pranked, bozo!
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