Attack jokes
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Memes
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
9/11.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.