Attack jokes

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes.

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.

If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

it was just a prank bro.

I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.

Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."