Attack jokes
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Memes
How to counter attack jesus christ
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Just do it.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
9/11.