Attack jokes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Just do it.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
9/11.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.