Attack

Attack jokes

Pizza

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

Plane

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Memes

Irony

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Momma

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

North Tower

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

Slogan

Twin Towers

Just do it.

9/11

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Tower

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

Health

Health commercials be like:

Serious side effects can cause:

Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!

Plane

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Orphan

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

Rice

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”

The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”