Attack jokes
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Just do it.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.