Attack jokes
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Memes
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)