Attack jokes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.