Attack jokes
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.