Attack jokes

Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?

Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.

2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Why did the Twin Towers fall?

They collapsed because of the heat.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"