Attack jokes
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
lol the best pokemon card ever
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Just do it.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.