Attack jokes
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
9/11.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!