Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
9/11.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Get pranked, bozo!
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
