Ate jokes
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
me when i failed my chem test
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"