I ate a baby, it tasted like baby
Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class.
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year couldn't you"
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
josh dalton once ate his shoulder
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming
somebody give me a peanut I just ate an epipen
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus
once i ate a table... it was food consuming
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sour puss.
Question; Why was "6" Scared? Answer; Because "7" ate "9"!
Your mama so fat, that when she ate burger, she liked it.
Roses ate red violets are blue. You belong in a zoo but don't worry I'll be there to. Just not in a cage I'll be laughing at you.
why did 6 eat 7 because 7 ate 9
I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline
