Ate jokes

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.

What do 7 year old girls want?

To be ate!

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.

Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?

Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.

John pretended to be a doctor.

Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

Motu said, "I lost my memory."

John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

What number is better than 69?

88 'cause you get ate twice.

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.

Why was sis afraid of seven?

Cuz 7 ate 9.

I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.

Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?

Because they already ate their supper.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?

He flew up!

I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.

I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.