What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
John pretended to be a doctor. Motu came to him. He said "I lost my hunger". John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said "Your hunger is back!" Then,Motu said "I lost my taste." John said "Number 1,bring some water." Motu drank it and said "This is petrol!" John said "Your taste is back!" Motu said "I lost my memory." John said "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said "But Number 1 brought water." John said "Your memory is back!"
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class.
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year couldn't you"
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper
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Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
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What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
A blind man went to a restaurant.
menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
josh dalton once ate his shoulder
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.
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once i ate a table... it was food consuming
one day I had the munchies,so I ate a clock it was very... TIME CONSUMING
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