Ate jokes
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.