somebody give me a peanut I just ate an epipen
ate my mom
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was a exploding experience.
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Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sour puss.
Question; Why was "6" Scared? Answer; Because "7" ate "9"!
I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder 🤔
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why did 6 eat 7 because 7 ate 9
Jig jill bill ate a pill
Listen if my mom say me on roblox ate 3am she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw
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My mom ate my food, So I ate her pet hamster ;}
Why was the cookie angry because someone ate the chips
