Tell someone that your gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo (Them) I 2 poopoo (You) I 3 poopoo (Them ) I 4 poopoo (You)I 5 poopoo (Them) I 6 poopoo (You) I 7 poopoo (Them) I 8 poopoo (And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”)
I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
What do 7 year old girls want? To be ate!
Do you ate chef boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?beauce it was in the middle of 9 11
oh ate the cheese? urmom
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
