Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
Why can’t Asian people play baseball
Why?
Cause they ate the bat
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
yo mama so stupid , she ate the aplle phone you gave her.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder 🤔
oh ate the cheese? urmom
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?beauce it was in the middle of 9 11
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation
