Ate jokes
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"