What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day
A guy ate your hairline because he it reminded of a MacDonald frie
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside
Do you ate chef boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
What do 7 year old girls want? To be ate!
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.
ate my mom
one day I had the munchies,so I ate a clock it was very... TIME CONSUMING
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts
Q:What do you call brown mixed with yellow. A: someone who just ate beans
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2 how many you have left? 0 because you have 20 and and take away 2 you have 0 left.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
have you ate at the restaurant at the Moon its got good food but no atmosphere.
I ate a time-machine once, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
