Ate Jokes

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: "Well...We're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny's father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" HIs father is confused. "What do you mean?" He asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"

I ate a time-machine once, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.

i ate a clock yesterday. it was very time-consuming

Did you know cannabals ate kfc

Kentucky fried children

you know how 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9 11 🤣

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat

i ate to many temmie flakes... i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day

Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?

A "glad-he-ate-her".

*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*

What would you rate this woman?

A 7

Why?

Because 7 ate 9!

I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta