At least jokes

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.

My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.

You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.

If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.

What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"

I adopted a dog. It's gone now.

At least homeless people in China are not starving.

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.

In a white van.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

Friend: You're adopted.

Orphan: At least I was chosen!

Friend: At least I was kept.

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

What's the difference between me and my best friends?

At least one of us has a house.