At least jokes
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Ill face rev if this post gets at least 6 comments
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.