Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...
my friend committed suicide yesterday...at least he went out with a bang
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
