What is the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife at least has a point.
roses are red voilets are blue but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.
whats the difference between an orphan and daniel larusso have in common
at least daniel has a mom
Why did the orphan play Monopoly to at least get some money #fake
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Bully: your so short u hand-glide on a chip
Short person: welll at least I don’t look like a Giraffe that just came out of an oven
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
what is the difference between a pencil and a woman...
at least one has a point
what did the kid said to the orphan well i at least i have parents
What’s the difference a mistake and an orphan
At least the mistake was loved
what's the difference between me and an orphan At least my dad came back
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize, because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions Hallucination
Grandma I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s One second later Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
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Yeah man, you watch pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see ur mom in bed.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo all they said was I could ride him it would be expensive tho since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100
